Gaga in new campaign for…a children’s brand


Whoever thought Lady Gaga hanging a Hello Pussy purse in close proximity to her vagina was the perfect image to promote the Hello Kitty brand is an absolute genius. Heck, after seeing these pictures don’t you want to buy a Hello Kitty t-shirt and give it to your 6-year old daughter as a gift? That’s assuming of course that you are grooming your daughter for the next installment of “Princesses and their tiaras heading to the brothel”. Then it would make the perfect gift…especially if you accompany it with Lady Gaga’s 3-D glasses to be conveniently found in her $100 album box-set…that way your innocent children can view Lady Gaga’s Hello Kitty crotch tattoo in 3-D and dream of becoming just like her…now if you’ll excuse us, we’ll go fry our sperms in the microwave so we don’t risk reproducing doomed spawns.

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