Lady Gaga doesn't want to be seen




Here's Lady GaGa arriving at Dulles International Airport in D.C. this morning and trying her best to avoid being photographed by the paparazzi. A task that might've been made simpler by wearing pants and not looking like you're about to drive a limo with your c.lit.oris after eating a punchbowl full of coke. Just a thought.

Lady Gaga exposed herself again

Lady GaGa take her freak show on the road with her right nip.ple leading the way. Hot on the heels of her VMA bloody performance, Lady Gaga gave this stripped down, acoustic performance of her hits songs "Poker Face" and "Just Dance" at Marc Jacobs' star-studded event to celebrate NY Fashion Week. Gaga continued her bloody bleeding theme and was dressed in a red lace that mimicked blood-dripping down her body and face. And for a woman who talk about she doesn't want people to see her privates, she sure does offer up those parts often.





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Lady GaGa Is in the Illuminati and Is Controlling Our Minds

By: Ben (Flisted)

You know what the best part about the Illuminati (the secret New World Order that controls the government and the media) is? Anyone can be in the Illuminati! All someone has to do is say you’re in the Illuminati and it’s so! It’s like the beloved playground game “tag” – tag, you’re Illuminati! (Interestingly, tag was also created and propagated by the Illuminati in order to sow the seeds of paranoia and hostility in young children so that they would turn unquestioningly to the controlling and protective power of the government. Do you see how this works? All I’m saying is, open your eyes, sheeple.)

Forget everything you know for a second, though (all lies, anyway) and think about how many influential Americans are in this secret society. George Bush? Illuminati. Barack Obama? Probably Illuminati. Lady GaGa? Obviously Illuminati. She is basically the Illuminatus. According to this compelling case, anyway:

The symbolism surrounding Lady Gaga is so blatant that one might wonder if it’s all a sick joke. Illuminati symbolism is becoming so clear that analyses like this one becomes a simple exercise of pointing out the obvious. Her whole persona (whether its an act or not) is a tribute to mind control, where being vacuous, incoherent and absent minded becomes a fashionable thing.

So blatant. For starters,

What we must retain here is the symbolism Monarch project engendered and its use in mass media. Monarch is a type of butterfly and became the ultimate “insider’s”symbol of mind control. Symbolism surrounding Lady Gaga, in her pictures and videos, mixes those symbols with occultism of secret societies.. Her vacuous, robotic and slightly degenerate persona embodies all the “symptoms” of a mind control victim.

Monarch butterflies? Robots? Mind control? Obviously. Pokerface is the new Roswell. Reality is not reality. Time is actually a cube that has four sides. Four. Stay with me here. Lady GaGa wears suits made of frogs. Pop quiz: what was the second plague in Exodus? Frogs. Rearrange the letters in “Exodus” and change some of them and what does it say? ”Sudoku.” Sudoku is Japanese. The Japanese surrendered on September 2nd, 1945. 9/2/1945. 9+ 2 + 1 + 9 + 4 + 5 = 9/11. Where was Lady GaGa on 9/11? People aren’t asking the questions because they don’t want to hear the answers.

You only need to look at a couple of Lady Gaga pictures or videos to notice that she is constantly hiding one of her eyes. Most people will simply interpret this as ”a cool thing to do” or a “fashion statement”. Those who have passed the 101 of Illuminati symbolism know that the All-Seeing Eye is probably its most recognizable symbol. The gesture of hiding one eye, usually the left one, goes way back in occult orders. Here’s an explanation of the origin of the Eye of Horus.

A cool thing to do. The All-Seeing Eye. The den of the beast. Embrace the intrusion. However:

She is not the Antichrist though (last I’ve heard).

Haha, I heard that too, but it could just be a government media church mafia lie!

Gaga in the Video Music Awards show

I know she wants to be seen as being different but this is just nuts. At an event with tons of crazy musicians, she managed to out-crazied everyone there. Her outfits were retarded even by the Video Music Awards standards, she is like Michael Jackson gone crazy. At this point I would be willing to trade Lady Gaga to the UK in exchange for Amy Winehouse. Hey, at least with Amy we know she will not be alive for too long. Anyway, we can all appreciate the face-coverings because she do needed it badly. Crazy but serving a great purpose.







Lady Gaga un-dress for Japanese magazine


Let’s all cheer for those determined little Japanese who finally managed to get Lady Gaga to drop all her circus costumes and show us her titties. If you’re tickled by these bondage-themed pics of her, bare in mind that in real life, Lady Gaga without make-up and no clever poses is a bear with the body of a rhino on a good day.

The most interesting part of this shoot, however, was the education it provided us on Japanese man. After careful study of the tied-up, blind-folded and well oiled men they have spread throughout the pages, we conclude that the little innocent schoolgirl fantasy is just a myth…they all get a boner looking at the young male school teacher instead…and Lady Gaga? She was the closest thing to a celebrity tranny they could find for the magazine’s September issue.

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Gaga's Battery Operated Vibrating Boyfriend

perezhilton.com - Sun, Sep 6, 2009

Why would Lady GaGa need a boyfriend when she's got her trusty vibe at her side? GaGa revealed in a recent interview that she's still "single and a workaholic" as well as being "very lonely," but she's doin' just fine! Just as long as she's got her vibrator! "..I'm good," says Gagita. "Me and my vibrator are very happy." A single girl's best friend!

Meanwhile....

Lady GaGa says she’s bringing the art world to the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, September 13.

“It’s less of me singing the song, and more of an art installation. A performance-art piece,” she told Newsweek. “We’ve been working on it for months and months.”

The “Just Dance” singer wouldn’t reveal what song she’ll be performing, but added that it’ll be a VMA moment to remember.

Lady Gaga - the hermaphrodite




Is she or isn’t she a hermaphrodite? The Lady GaGa hermaphrodite rumors have persisted to the point that the Lady (or Lord) herself has addressed them in an Australian interview.

Stefani Germanotta, better known as Lady GaGa, has been hounded with rumors that she’s a hermaphrodite every since she performed at the Glastonbury Festival in the United Kingdom and people swear they saw a ‘peener’ dangling out from under her uber short mini-dress. She didn’t address the rumors and so they grew bigger and louder. One celebrity gossip blog published an alleged interview in which the Lady herself admitted she is ‘multiple gendered’ with both male and female genitalia.

The other day, Lady GaGa did an interview with an Australian radio show hosted by DJs, Meshel, Ash and Tim. She told them they could ask her anything so they did. Meshel jumped right in with the question on everybody’s mind (at least anyone who thinks of her at all), ‘Where are we at right now with the tiny penis issue, Lady Gaga?’ The Lady immediately claimed she wasn’t offended, but that her vagina is offended. Really, that’s what she said.

When another Aussie Radio show interviewed her under the same conditions, Matt and Jo, asked her out right if she’s a hermaphrodite. She replied she wanted to talk about music and found the whole penis talk beneath her, ‘It’s too low brow for me to even discuss.’

So, now that Lady GaGa has publicly denied the hermaphrodite rumors, will the gossip persist? Is she or isn’t she? The much talked about video is below. You be the judge.